No Knickers

An Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt 

up and reveals her lack of underwear. 
'Good God Sandra- why aren't you wearing any knickers?' he demands... 
'Well you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' 
He immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'

Next, an Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee ...her skirt also flies up to show that she is not wearing any knickers either. 
 
'Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Bridget! Where are your knickers?' 

She replies, 'I can't afford any on the allowance you give me.' He reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'


Lastly, a Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it. 
 
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus! Aggie. Where the hell are yer drawers?' 

She also explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta afforrd any.'

 

He reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the the sake of decency...here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a wee bit.