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 When

it says you only have 8 seconds to answer the

question,
they

aren't kidding!.

Re-taking

the test mixes up the questions so you can't gain anything

there.

This

is VERY FAST , so be prepared.

You

only have 8 seconds for each question.

Click

on the word
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below
and

have fun.

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Not A Joke But Useful Information

   ATM    PIN Number Reversal - Good to  Know   !! 
 If  you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM  machine, you  can notify the police by entering your PIN in  reverse.
 For  example, if your  pin number is 1234, then you would put in  4321. The ATM system recognizes  that your PIN number is  backwards from the ATM card you placed in the  machine. The  machine will still give you the money you requested, but  unknown  to the robber, the police will be immediately  dispatched to the location.
 All  ATM�s  carry this emergency sequencer by law. 
This  information was recently broadcast on Crime Stoppers however it is  seldom used because people just don't know about it.
  

Please  pass this along to everyone.   

Japanese Eye Test

If you cannot decipher anything To be able to read this!!!

, then try pulling the
corner of your eyes as if you were Japanese. Keep
pulling until your eyes are almost closed...It works.
Too FUNNY not to pass on! 

How The Internet Began

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of 

Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name 

of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and 

long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. 

And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel

so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade

without ever leaving thy tent?" 

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle 

bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" 

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums 

in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and

they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale 

can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony

Stable (UPS)." 

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her

way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an

immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the 

top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent 

neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were

saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers

knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS),

and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures 

- Hebrew To The People (HTTP). 

And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the 

greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic

Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. 

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and

the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real 

riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother 

William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land.

And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only

with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. 

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being 

taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of 

Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a 

name that reflects what we are." 

And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."

"YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they 

named it YAHOO Dot Com. 

Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic

Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's

drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became 

known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE). 

That is how it all began.